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Joke of the Day
"How do mesquite trees get taller? They stand on their mesqui-toes!"
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"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""Do all of you want a drink?"" The first logician says ""I don't know."" The second logician says ""I don't know."" The third logician says ""Yes!"""
"What do you call a Germany virgin? Good 'n' Tight"
"Did you hear about the weather report from the ski resort in Lake Tahoe? Partly cloudy with Sonny around a tree."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $50... The dad replies ""40 dollars!?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!"""
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb. None. Californians screw in hot tubs."
"I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot"
"It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account."
"Honey, I'm afraid we can't get married anymore. weed_hitler69 just told me I was gay. *looks at Xbox* Thank you sir. You've changed my life."
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?"