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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"
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"I have two problems in my life. My math sucks."
"When people use the wrong homonyms it irritates me I know the pane, I've been their before."
"A cunt. What do you call someone who reads the punchline first and then the rest of the joke?"
"Doctor Doctor my son has swallowed my pen what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there"
"Praying: It's like wanting to help without actually having to help"
"People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay."
"Why are there no walmarts in Pakistan? Because there's a target on every corner"
"Just like crime, slavery doesn't pay."
"I just totally misunderstood the meaning of 'Strip Mall' and could one of you guys send bail money?"