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Joke of the Day

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people."

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. I'm sorry."

"Another from my 25+ year old joke book... Girl 1: Whenever I'm down in the dumps I get a new hat. Girl 2: Oh, that's where you get them!"

"My advice is to make money the old fashioned way (by intercepting Spanish galleons transporting gold from the New World)."

"Two crossed eyed guys bump into each other in the street... One says, ""why don't you look where you're goin"" and the other says ""why don't you go where you're lookin!"""

"Science fact! There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."

"What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!"

"Greek Life Q: Why did the young Greek boy run away from home? A: He was not being reared right!"

"The secret of recent explosion of Antares rocket The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used were engineered to fly TO America, not AWAY from it."

"A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island The Norwegian shoots the other two."