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Joke of the Day

"Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once."

"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do people with one leg work? IHOP."

"Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they're not looking!"

"Discovered that my wife can talk to me THROUGH THE SPEAKERS OF MY NEW CAR so I'm returning it."

"Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum? I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive."

"Me: ugh I have to wear a tie today, adulting sucks. Grandpa: I had to fight in World War II when I was 19. Me: I guess you kind of get it."

"Did you hear about the physicist who moonlighted as a romance novelist? He wrote complete works of friction."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

"Who do grammar nazis hang out with now? The alt-write."