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Joke of the Day

"My dad's favorite joke for some reason... What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator? ... A nun with a javelin through her head."

"The worst part of getting a chain wallet for your birthday is that now you have 3 days to send 10 chain wallets to your friends."

"""Do you want the latest dirt?"" -No, but I appreciate the sediment."

"What do you call a dog that is underwater? A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day."

"Just think about this: Jeff Goldblum is someone's uncle. Jeff Goldblum goes to someone's house for holidays and is Jeff Goldblum."

"Fries are basically edible cigarettes. Delicious edible cigarettes."

"Working out is like sex It's the best way to make your family larger."

"Facilitator: Any questions about the sexual harrassment course before we start? *raises hand* Me: Is ""harass"" one word or two? F: Me: Thx"

"When is the only time you can park like a retard? In a handicapped spot."

"What do you call bread baked in the south? inbred"