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Joke of the Day

"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."

"I went up north to drill oil, didn't get payed Turns out, it was all rigged."

"Eggs. Dyed for our sins."

"So, my wife makes moonshine.... ...but I love her still."

"After getting picked on by a few lads at college, my mum offered to go down and sort it out. Now they can't bully me for never having a blowjob any more."

"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"

"When Oasis broke up, my girlfriend was so upset. I told her to stop crying her heart out."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Who needs light bulbs under a glass ceiling?"

"What's the difference between a whore and a prostitute? One of them is a paid professional and the other one's your mom."

"There's a party in the garden so lettuce turnip the beet"