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Joke of the Day

"Facilitator: Any questions about the sexual harrassment course before we start? *raises hand* Me: Is ""harass"" one word or two? F: Me: Thx"

"Can't believe it's already been 10 years since you had to pay for music."

"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."

"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."

"Companies should use chromosomes in advertising Because sex cells."

"My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking."

"Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon... most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I kicked the piece of shit before it did."

"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"

"Karen, if you can see this, the tupperware didn't come with the lasagna. The tupperware wasn't a gift"