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Joke of the Day
"""Do you want the latest dirt?"" -No, but I appreciate the sediment."
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"I used to have a problem choking on my food all the time Now I only eat cheerios and life savers"
"You'll never guess what my login name is. Constipated."
"A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...And disappears with a poof."
"*BUSTS DOWN DOOR* *Fires off jokes* *Kidnappers helpless in laughter* ""..and that's how your granpappy saved baby Jesus."" - Me, someday"
"What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda? Battle Royale with cheese."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming."
"moms outraged over new ninja turtels movie. ""theres too much violence"" says one mom. says another ""they r named after guys who sculpt butts"""
"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Intern Groper Rob'."
"Why did Hitler send people to concentration camps? Because they had ADD."