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Joke of the Day
"Fries are basically edible cigarettes. Delicious edible cigarettes."
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"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."
"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"
"Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer? Avast, ye scurvy dogs!"
"My spirit animal is a parasite that swims up your pee hole and plants an egg sac using its hook-like barbs."
"Bad news: you're unable to get pregnant. Oh no! Is it my uterus, doctor? No, your eHarmony profile says you've seen Star Wars 13 times."
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"I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign.. but then I realized it was racist, too long, and didn't make any sense."
"The sign said 'Free Range Chickens'. So, I took some."
"I got nothing better to do, dude in a Prius, I will absolutely follow you all the way home just to let you know you're a terrible driver"