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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning runts..."

"Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive."

"I probably wouldn't even use the gym if I were in prison."

"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."

"Five years in, my marriage is like Girls Gone Wild: after a few drinks the cracks start to appear."

"I just spent my entire tax return on guacamole."

"I'm ""yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood"" years old"

"Women need to learn that ""most of my friends are guys"" just means you have a list of dudes who are trying to bone you."

"4k tvs? no thanks i only need one"

"How do you make a woman scream for an hour after sex? You wipe your dick with her pillow"