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Joke of the Day
"I just spent my entire tax return on guacamole."
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"What's E.T. Short for? Cause he's got small legs......"
"Two atoms were crossing the road... ...when the first atom screams ""Ahhhhh! I lost an electron"". The second atom asks ""Are you sure?"" to which the first atom replied ""Yes, I'm positive."""
"It's difficult being a dyslexic agnostic I'm never quite sure whether or not there's a dog"
"ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power Because they are always blasting away!"
"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"
"Doctor & Patient F Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"My friend can talk about auto-erotic asphyxiation til he's blue in the face."
"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises."
"At least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position."