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Joke of the Day

"Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive."

"""Doctor Doctor, I have three vaginas"" Well is it causing you any problems? ""Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"""

"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"

"Alan Rickman is dead sorry all the other subreddits were taken"

"A knight walks into a bar The barman says ""Why the long mace?"""

"Q: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? A: Because it was all in vein."

"What's the smelliest breed of dog? A poo-dle"

"I'm not a ""stalker"". I want to make sure you're okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard."

"I think I hear burglars dear. Are you awake? No!"

"What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through."