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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... With my dick in it."

"I asked my mother if I could have some cloth to give to the nuns. She said, ""Fine, just don't let it become a habit"""

"What kind of shoes does bread wear? Loafers."

"TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's. Apparently they opposed integration."

"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."

"Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!"

"Did you hear Willie Nelson got run over? He was playing on the road again."

"My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!"

"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."

"11.45: Arrived at crime scene 11.45: Examined body. Signs of a struggle 11.45: Found murder weapon in drain 11.45: Realised watch was broken"