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Joke of the Day

"I asked my mother if I could have some cloth to give to the nuns. She said, ""Fine, just don't let it become a habit"""

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"Me: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal. Her: Why don't you get married? Me: I've never been that hungry."
"Mathematical Humor It just doesn't add up."
"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""
"Mufasa means King. So their parents literally named their sons King and Garbage. No wonder Scar wanted everyone dead."
"Barista asks a customer if they would like their coffee black Customer replies ""what other colors do you have?"""
"I know a great joke about rape. But they don't let me put it in"
"My 20y/o brother went to Elementary school.. To learn firebending"
"POLICE! OPEN THE DOOR! What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station staring at a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]"
"You'll never guess what my login name is. Constipated."