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Joke of the Day

"What type of milk is swiss cheese made of? Whole milk."

"Christmas is becoming like that creepy friend that shows up to the party too early. The party starts at 7:00, why are you here at 4:30!?!!"

"I'll never hire a monkey plumber off Reddit again! I told him my pipes were clogged up, he recommended a banana for scale."

"Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: ""Make a fright turn at the corner."""

"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."

"*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw"

"Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends."

"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"

"Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance."

"Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock? It's a little meteor."