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Joke of the Day

"I hate when the cashier ask me "" You doing alright today "" when I'm buying a 6-pack of beer with change."

"A young girl accused of apostasy... (NSFW) Loves dick but prefers to eat pussy, She loves bacon with eggs, And would spread her legs, For anyone whose name lacked apostrophes."

"Why did D.R.E. call his headphones Beats? He named them after his favorite father-son activity."

"How do you kill a troll? Take away its internet access."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts."

"Did you hear about the Roman who had his wife for dinner? He was gladiator..."

"*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him! WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now"

"""Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis?"" ""It'll Szechuan fire."""

"What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!"

"I have friends who swear they dream in colour but it's just a pigment of their imagination"