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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a non-violent venereal disease? Ghandi-rhea"
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"When you're with the right person, you feel the perfect balance of happy and horny."
"I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I'm in prison."
"Confucius on baseball Confucius say ""Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk"""
"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough and three is to many"
"How are toy trains and boobs similar? Both are made for the kid, but daddy ends up playing with them more often."
"A horse trots into a bar . . . with a 8 foot stringy greasy turd stuck in his butt, dragging along behind. Bartender stares down at the trailing choad, then looks up - ""Why the long feces?"""
"A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."
"What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use? Squawky-talkies!"