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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius? England gets off scott-free."

"How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen? None, that's women's work!"

"He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth."

"""Scientists discover female insect that has a penis"". Bet it originates from Thailand."

"What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !"

"What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile."

"What did Ryu say to Ken? HOWAREYOUKEN?!"

"One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. ""Tie me up,"" she purred, ""And you can do anything you want."" So he tied her up and went golfing."

"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"

"It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are."