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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius? England gets off scott-free."
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"Teacher and Student Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"
"To my future wife: When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chilli from wendi's, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time."
"Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels? Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!"
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY!"
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."
"[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)"
"What do you call a stupid, yellow cow? A Moo-tarde !"
"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"
"What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!"