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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart blonde? A Labrador retriever"
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"Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital? It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate."
"My teacher said, ""Are you chewing gum?"" I said, ""Do I look like chewing gum to you?"""
"A telemarketer called and said,""can I speak with the man of the house."" I replied, ""sure"" and gave the phone to the cat."
"My wife wanted to have sex in the back of the car..... So I got stuck driving her and her boyfriend around all night."
"Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY The Pope said he would like to, but he's on a busy schedule and he doesn't have all day."
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready"
"Me: How dilated is she? Nurse: 4 centimeters. Me: This is America. Nurse: 0.000198838 furlongs."