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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart blonde? A Labrador retriever"
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"What's the difference between a lobster with a boob job and a Greyhound terminal? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station."
"Why do people call the deceased ""late""? They aren't late.. They aren't coming."
"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."
"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"
"What did the male mountain say to his wife? What's the Matterhorn-y?"
"What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers? DLC."
"Two silkworms had a race... I heard they ended in a tie."
"Dogs playing poker Why are dogs bad at poker? Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament? Because he's a Doberman."
"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"