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Joke of the Day

"Your mom.. has one arm, one leg, one titty, one eye, and one finger. They call her ""Uno"". Ironically enough, she also works at Ihop..."

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"Feminist joke How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? -none, feminists don't change anything"
"Not right now green light, I'm taking a selfie."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan"
"Usain Bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. The speed limit is only 40 kph!"
"Billy and his dad. Billy's dad walks into his room and says ""Billy, if you don't stop masturbating you're going to go blind."" To which Billy replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""
"I forgot Rhianna's ex-boyfriend's name...then it hit me."
"Ok parents who refer to their kids by age... I can play too. ""22 always wants BJs before class. 39 just wants pictures for his golf buddies"""
"Why do Americans spell colour as color? Because fuck U, that's why."
"What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie."
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