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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died in a double homicide and 7 is the **prime** suspect."
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"A man walks into a therapist's with just clingfilm around his waist therapist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""
"The guy in front of me in line to get coffee was loudly complaining that he ""needed his fix"" and then ordered a soy iced mocha latte"
"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."
"Golf Tip: Be sure and yell ""FORE"" before throwing your golf club at a jogger."
"If you want big tips... ...circumcise an elephant."
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."
"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"Two people sitting in a park. They see 2 women, kissing, and whatsoever. Guy 1: I really like that, should we go up to them? Guy 2: Uh, lets be honest..."