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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died in a double homicide and 7 is the **prime** suspect."
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"My family tree is a cactus,,,,,, Yeah, we're mostly pricks."
"BREAKING: Olympic athlete stripped of medal after urine sample shows traces of rubber, which is a band substance"
"Men who shave their arms and legs probably shave their vaginas as well."
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross Country."
"They say you get closer to God when you die.. because you stop existing"
"HEAR YE, MORTALS. AWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER. FUCKERY DOTH PLAGUE THE LAND. TIS MINE DUTY TO- *falls off barstool*"
"What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? A eunucorn."
"So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week? ...and the dashboard, the windshield, and the hood of the car too"
"How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway."