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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a therapist's with just clingfilm around his waist therapist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."

"What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes? Holy smokes."

"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"

"How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar? Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in"

"Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says""DING!"""

"10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t."

"The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen"

"Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope? Pluto."

"*12 pulls a gray hair out of my head* M: Wow, look at that! 12: Hang on. There's A LOT more! M: 12: Can I get paid for pulling these out?"

"Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz? He took her for granite."