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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."
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"I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will be he didn't do enough Tim Burton films."
"Wrong number calls are annoying but not nearly as much as right number calls."
"Does any one know a program that converts mp3's into Nutella?"
"A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you're going to get screwed."
"What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library? Overdue"
"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"
"Why did the perv leave? Because he came."
"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"
"House is a mess ... Walked in the other day and there were 2 people on the couch blindfolded and filming a Fabreeze commercial"