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Joke of the Day
"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
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"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."
"A guy is watching TV and suddenly Yells, ""Don't enter that church you fool!"" His wife asks him, ""What are you watching?"" ""OUR WEDDING!"""
"Good names Barry McCockinner Ben Dover Eileen Dover Dr. Hugh G. Rection Give me other ones"
"Really? Wow! (The only two things I ever say to kids)"
"My parents are always pestering me to have kids. ""Who will carry on the ancient family curse?"" they say."
"YOUR LISTENING TO MAGIC FM........pick a frequency, any frequency"
"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""
"What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror? halloumi"