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Joke of the Day
"Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep."
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"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""
"If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons"
"There's two things I hate in this world Racism, and the French"
"Wife: where's the baby? Me: up on the roof Wife: THE ROOF? Me: relax. He's got sunscreen on"
"I hate ""save the date"" engagement cards. After divorce you should have to send out ""hey forget about that one date 6 months ago"" cards"
"How come they can send a lifeless, unfeeling robot to Mars, but that lifeless, unfeeling robot can't be @AnnCoulter?"
"What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland? Ghetto Blaster"
"I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King."
"Why did the cow slap the bull? He didn't play well with udders."