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Joke of the Day

"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."

"Power surge at the A/C factory... Fans shocked."

"The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel..."

"DIE HARD JOKE What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist? DYKE HARD"

"Meatloaf would do anything for love Except for eating a proper diet and exercising regularly."

"[home depot] ME: I think I like this huge decorative rock HER: Boulder ME: Ok [with confidence] I REALLY LOVE THIS HUGE DECORATIVE ROCK"

"did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? It's OK. He woke up."

"Adding Blonde Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Girls always tell me I'm a chick magnet... ...set to repel."

"How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row."