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Joke of the Day
"An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled."
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"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"
"""SOMEONE IS VAPING"" 911: Stay calm, were tracing it ""HURRY"" 911: THE VAPING IS COMIN FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE ""OMG"" 911: GET OUT GET OUT"
"In the old days, folks used to say ""tisk, tisk"" to shame others Now social media connects us to millions, and allows us to multi-tisk."
"What do Trump and Sanders have in common? They both have an equal chance of winning the Democratic nomination."
"Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown? The punchline is too long."
"Unlike Jesus, I did not have a virgin birth It is, however, looking increasing likely that I'll have a virgin death"
"Jamiroquai because Jamirosad."
"Taco Bell manager: I'm sorry, you didn't get the job. It's your drug test Me: so you mean... Manager: yes, you passed. Get high & re-apply"
"Ok, don't let them know you're a puma Interviewer: We're very impressed! You've got the job! ""REALLY!?! I'M SO HAPPY I JUST PUMA PANTS"""