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Joke of the Day
"I put a black hole in my living room. It's great. Really pulls the room together."
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"If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners."
"Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings? Syrian Mckellen"
"Scottage Cheese"
"Lady, your baby needs to chill. This is MY Binky. I found it fair and square after ""someone"" threw it on the ground. Finders keepers."
"I had no idea we were millionaires until I just saw my husband casually rip off 3 or 4 paper towels at once."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""does this taste funny to you""?"
"I walk with a limp so people think I have a gun in my boot. And because I sprained my ankle running away from a moth."
"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"
"Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door"