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Joke of the Day
"This is my first joke I am posting, here goes nothing"
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"Having no tattoos in 2014, is like having tattoos in 1967."
"Why did the black man cross the road? Because he saw the chicken cross the road and wanted to deep fry it."
"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."
"There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10"
"Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be."
"What's a pirate's favorite rapper? Kendrick Lamarrghhhh"
"What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!"
"Just finished building doors for my fish. I'm highly skilled in the field of carp-entry."
"A man is on the roof of a tall building, he sees a group of marathoners down below the street, why does he jump from the building? Because the marathon was sponsored by Nike"