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Joke of the Day

"This is my first joke I am posting, here goes nothing"

"While I'm shopping at Costco my kids wait by the exit and try to get adopted by a wealthy family."

"Q: Why did the bear run around his bed? A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep."

"My math teacher called me average. How mean."

"I spend more time hitting the damn snooze button than I do snoozing."

"A giraffe walks into a bar and happily announces, ""A round of drinks for everybody!"" ... ""The highballs are on me!"""

"Walmart keeps two elderly people on staff at all times: one to greet you, and one to walk slowly in front of you on the way out."

"What's the best month for dating? Sep-tinder!"

"Why did North Korea lose Internet? Because they switched to Comcast."

"The secretary keeps hearing music coming from the printer... I think the paper is jamming."