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Joke of the Day
"Im excited to have Tubman on the twenty So we can use black people as currency again"
Next Joke
"Hey, Schumi that slope looks pretty steep! Nah, I'll rock this shit!"
"The Jewish Dad A Jewish kid asks his dad for $50. His dad replies ""$40?! What the hell do you need $30 for?!"""
"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."
"How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!"
"What's the difference between a quid and a pound? I can't quid my dick into your mom."
"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."
"The key ingredients for a successful diet : Duct tape Rope Rat poison Shovel Bag of lime Alibi What?...wait. Wrong list."
"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"
"I'm gonna name my daughter Retarded So I can say yes whenever someone asks me if I am fucking retarded"