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Joke of the Day
"Life Advice Always keep your words soft and sweet - In case you have to eat them later."
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"What's the difference between a Terrorist training camp and a Pakistani kindergarten? Shit I dunno, I just fly the drone."
"Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage? Because they are the wurst."
"I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus"
"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""
"What time should you book dental appointments for? 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)"
"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."
"What do you call a really expensive tombstone? A R.I.P off."
"i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials! dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!"
"Get it? http://imgur.com/AIhM5"