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Joke of the Day
"I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus"
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"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch???? Names"
"I bet you guys want to hear a joke about my penis. Nevermind, it's pretty long."
"I got fired from my job at the cemetery yesterday... I made a grave mistake."
"TIL that the term ""A stroke of luck"" has more than one meaning- -when my fortune teller gave me a handjob."
"I just tinder matched with a block of cheese."
"ME What's a penguins favourite relative? Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME [makes flies over head motion] PENGUIN I don't know what that means"
"my father died in a conga line and so shall i"
"If you were a girl and your last name was Pelled your name would always be Miss. Pelled"
"How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down."