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Joke of the Day

"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."

"I always cry before getting intimate with a girl Does someone have tips against pepperspray?"

"How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?"

"I've never met a Friday I didn't like!"

"What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ? Weight for it..."

"man walks into lawyer's office. ""How much for a consultation?"" ""Three questions for $150 bucks."" ""Kinda steep, isn't it?"" ""Yeah, now what's your last question."""

"What do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing, she's already been told twice."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar...."

"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof."

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