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Joke of the Day

"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."

"I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey."

"Did you hear about the farmer that failed dairy farming school? He didn't work well with udders."

"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."

"So a gay guy just bought a house... He is now a Homowner"

"Me: How long have we had that pillow? Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days"

"Birds wouldn't be so smug in zero gravity, I bet"

"Having a favorite politician is like a homeless guy having a favorite can."

"Unlike the British or Australian spelling for colour/favour/neighbour, the Americans don't include u because it's all about them."

"Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!! Hub: I know! He's got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream! Me:... Hub:...his dream, not mine"