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Joke of the Day
"What time should you book dental appointments for? 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)"
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"I don't understand... My wife keeps telling me to load the dishwasher... Then she gets mad when I pour her a double..."
"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."
"Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again."
"""I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!"" Popeye tells his host. Hannibal winks. ""The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."""
"The replacement refs pulled a @KimKardashian last night (screwed 53 rich black guys at the same time)."
"Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"Redimi2 - Bonita - Video Letra/Lyrics hola"
"What do you call a free gigolo? Pro-boner."