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Joke of the Day

"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""

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"Writing my first book, I got stuck on the details... ...ended up haiku."
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