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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about Obama's presidency is knowing Will Smith will play him in the eventual biopic and win an Oscar. Fuck that."

"What do you call a fish with 27 eyes? Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish"

"In the US the best men of all are called ""bros."" In the UK, it's ""lads."" Either way, they're both thoughtful, selfless & fun to be around."

"Whats in the middle of girl's leg ? And the answer is, 'Knee'"

"Why do toucans only go camping in pairs? So they can bring two canopies."

"What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man? Leave a plunger in the toilet!"

"Teacher: In music if ""f"" means ""forte"" what does ""ff"" mean ? Pupil: Eighty"

"Worried that one day pillows will take over and start making forts out of us."

"There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?"

"Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs? They're able to make a fun-gal cream."