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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man? Leave a plunger in the toilet!"
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"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."
"Early in any job interview be sure to use the phrase ""I always give 110%"", so you can quickly gauge their tolerance for working with idiots."
"I like to steal pictures of people's breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I'm a cereal reposter"
"Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts."
"HANG GLIDER COP: I see a crime happening directly below me [glides on] Not much I can do"
"My sister while kneading dough: ""This hand workout dough!"""
"can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving"
"What's black and white and has a dirty name? Sister Mary Fuckface"
"What happens when two bald men put their heads together? They make an ass of themselves"