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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man? Leave a plunger in the toilet!"

"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."

"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"

"What does a door and a jar have in common? They both are ajar."

"Why can you never compromise with a veggie burger? Because they'll never meat in the middle."

"""GO SPORTS!"" -how I cheer for all sports"

"Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?"

"A doctor was listening to a teenage girl's heart ""All right,"" he said, ""take big breaths."" ""What?"" she said. ""Big breaths!"" ""Yeth!"" she said. ""And I'm only thixteen!"""

"Sorry I wrote ""All dogs matter"" on your ""I my Weimaraner"" bumper sticker."