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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: In music if ""f"" means ""forte"" what does ""ff"" mean ? Pupil: Eighty"

"There's a hole in my sock but atleast there's not a sock in my hole"

"Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs? Episcopaleontologists"

"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."

"Why can't some people help being born Chinese? Because there's nothing wong with it."

"Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up"

"How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb? One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it?!"

"This kid who wants 'two front teeth' for Christmas is full of shit."

"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card ...I'd have $0.77 cents."

"What is the most racist house chore? Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors."