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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with 27 eyes? Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish"

"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."

"I was sitting in a bar... When a guy yells out, ""Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?"" She yelled back, ""Because I swallowed them all!"""

"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."

"What did Neil Armstrong say when he was offered another trip to the moon 'I'm over the moon'"

"You say the punch line first. Whats the best way to ruin a joke?"

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. But I mist"

"A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says ""Gee that's a byoot!"" The Dealer responds ""That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"""

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free"

"Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job? A: With relish."