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Joke of the Day

"In the US the best men of all are called ""bros."" In the UK, it's ""lads."" Either way, they're both thoughtful, selfless & fun to be around."

"My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know I never met him."

"Mike's dad has three sons.. Snap Crackle and...? Mike"

"Suicide is like marriage... Once one person in your group does it a few more follow suit."

"Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs? because they are very touching"

"I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other."

"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"

"Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards."

"When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?!? Now I would date him for the prescriptions."

"Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. ""Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?"" ""Yes!"" ""For the whole basketball team?"""