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Joke of the Day
"Whats in the middle of girl's leg ? And the answer is, 'Knee'"
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"What do you call retarded cow thighs? Asbergers"
"Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."
"Can I ask you something?"
"What did the beef broth say to the chicken broth? What flavor au jus?"
"A man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm... And said: ""one for me and one for the road"""
"I had a one night stand yesterday..but then today I decided to return it to ikea"
"What is Jesus' favourite dessert? Propheteroles"
"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."