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Joke of the Day
"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"
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"What do you call an all guy Christian party? A suseJ fest"
"What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat."
"What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning? She puts her clothes back on and goes home."
"KFC Is like making love to a woman..... First you start with the succulent thighs then move on to the juicy breasts and at the end all your left with is a greasy box to stick your bone in"
"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."
"My Girlfriend is writing a book about menstrual cycles. It's a period piece."
"Other than THAT Ms. Lincoln, how was the play?"
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"Whats the fastest way to a women's heart? A Knife"