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Joke of the Day

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the damn hedge?!"

"Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't"

"What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo? HanDicaprio. ."

"I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day.... It was a real milestone."

"I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens."

"Every time i tell people i want to be a comedian they laugh. See, im that good!!"

"Instagram is down. Please call me so I can describe my lunch to you."

"Ear sex is dangerous... ...it fucks with your head"

"What do you call slapping hands with (5^.5+1)/2? A high phive! I'll see myself out now."

"You may be able to drive but do you Avocado"