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Joke of the Day

"Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."

"The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight."

"What is the difference between a stalking African Pygmy and a jogging Jane Fonda? One of them is a cunning runt."

"Jason Collins joke Jason Collins finally comes out. He had to go through a hell of a lot of hoops though."

"What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !"

"Take 1/5th the $ car insurance companies spend on advertising, apply it to health care, and everyone can have golden organs and never die."

"Did you know Hitler's father was a cobbler? He made Jews."

"The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house.........I got the outside."

"There's a lot of nasty jobs out there Butt plumbers have seen some shit."