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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders has no chance as long as Theres a Trump virus going around on this website?"

"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !"

"what's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity"

"What would Jesus do? Get nailed to a cross and bleed out."

"[First date] So what do you do for a living? ""I'm a florist"" WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THE FLOOR? WHAT HAS IT DONE TO YOU, IS IT BECAUSE IT'S LAVA?"

"I'm running a 3K to raise awareness for the Klan!"

"What are the inhabitants of Crete called? Cretins!"

"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO"

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."

"IT: You deleted the OS? Me: I think so. IT: It didn't warn you? Me: Yeah, but it only kinda warned me. What's with the inquisition bro?"