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Joke of the Day
"What would Jesus do? Get nailed to a cross and bleed out."
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"Did you like the movie yesterday? How is Jerry doing at school? It's a pity you broke up with Mark, he was OK. ""Do I know you?"" ""I follow you on twitter."""
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9"
"What do you think of men who likes to eat fish? I think they are Sofishticated. I'll show myself out."
"Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive."
"Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?"
"My wife has eczema on her Boobs. She has a cracking pear of Tits."
"How do you make a blind moan? Kick him in the balls"
"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."
"Where does the General keep his armies? Up his sleevies!"