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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO"

"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."

"Banana Oh, no there isn't a joke here. I just thought if I said ""Banana"" it would sound apeeling."

"I have HIV Hair is vanishing"

"what the black guy get on his SAT's? BBQ sauce"

"Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert."

"How do you know when a politician is lying? Their mouth is moving."

"Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class ""Let's count"" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to. 1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition"

"I failed my driver's test. The instructor asked me ""What do you do at a red light? I said ""I usually see what people are up to on twitter."

"Why did the blind girl fall into the well? She couldn't see that well."