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Joke of the Day

"IT: You deleted the OS? Me: I think so. IT: It didn't warn you? Me: Yeah, but it only kinda warned me. What's with the inquisition bro?"

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"A man walks into a sofa... Couch"
"A blonde goes into a bank... ...to withdraw some money. The clerk asks her: ""Could you please indentify yourself?"" The blonde pulls out a mirror from her bag, looks into it and says: ""Yes, it is me."""
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"I have a tendency to run around naked... So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking."
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"I think I'll test to see if my husband is checking my browser history by searching ""How to tell if your baby is black in the womb."""