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Joke of the Day
"How did the electron board the train? It lepton"
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"Whats about 9 inches and makes a woman scream? Cot death."
"My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself"
"""The mood was somber plus it was a total sausage fest. The unlimited fish & loaves were a nice touch though.""-Yelp review of the Last Supper"
"If my memory foam mattress really had ""memory,"" it could write for Penthouse."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way."
"My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys But I just can't lego"
"What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis"
"How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb? He calls it a work of art."
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"