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Joke of the Day

"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""

"Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments."

"Kim Kardashian compared getting through her divorce was like beating cancer. Except cancer is real. She should compare her stupidity to it."

"Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time."

"You're never gonna believe this, but I feel negatively about the day of the week when I have to stop relaxing and resume working."

"Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L"

"I use so many age defying crinkle creams that I don't have finger prints anymore."

"Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? ...because everyone who can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border"

"What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus.."

"if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds"