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Joke of the Day

"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""

"My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course I've never heard it get thrown out a window before."

"When a friend asked what the sex is like with an older man... I simply said, ""He's got a lot of experience, under his belt"" ba dum tsss"

"A Roman walks into a Bar. He holds up 2 Fingers and says ""Five Beers Please."""

"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."

"Daughter: Mom, there's a man outside. Me: Get the net!"

"Tim Tebow is a lot like Mary because they're both virgins. But at least Mary was able to produce."

"I just realized why my dogs are afraid of thunder. They don't have any balls."

"Conjunctivitis.com Now that's a site for sore eye's!"

"I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator... But I decided to quit cold turkey."